Infectious FLU!!!

Here I blew, and there I blew

With one big sneeze, "AaaaaaChhhoooooo!"

Out of the window, I flew!

I landed bare. Don't ask me 'where'?

With only, ONLY my handkerchief.

"And No! I was not upto some mischief".

I looked up to see,

Almost on my knee.

There stood a bear,

Who just wouldn't care.

And, as he lifted his feet,

I could hardly speak...

Just then, came a sneeze, "AaaaaaaChhhhoooooo!"

As I blew, up, and up I flew.

And when I looked down,

I saw the bear frown!

Ah! What a narrow escape,

From the mutilating Ape!

The very moment I heard a sound,

I think from the ground.

No! that was a SNEEZE,

That caused a storm, in the trees!

The bear shot up, way higher than me,

And out he shouted "Whoopee!"

As I looked up to see,

There was no more of him to be!

I went on Sneezing,

Easing, Squeezing, Wheezing!

Till I hit a flying Crane,

To gift a fracture, to his brain.

And we both, toppled down,

The poor Crane, holding is crown!

I, I...I could feel a sneeze coming....

Oh No! not now, what a timing!

I blocked my nose with a hanky,

Almost thread-bare and lanky.

But, who can stop a sneeze with-in?

It came, and flew me, there-in.

But, the worst thing , I ever expected,

As I looked my heart dreaded.

Was to see a sneezing Crane,

With a fracture in his brain!

Soon, I landed on a Giant,

A fifteen feet tall, Elephant.

And the last thing, I wanted to do,

Was to spread my Infectious Flu!

- Debjani